For you parents who want real parenting advise, the sooner you acknowledge these four statements the easier it will be on you.

1. You can not make a child use the bathroom
2. You can not make a child sleep
3. You can not make a child talk
4. You can not make a child eat.

So relax, have fun with your child(ren) and don't try to make them do something that you have absolutely NO control over.